I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising innocent investment bankers is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t terrorising innocent investment bankers in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Boris Johnson agrees with me, saying today, "read my lips; no new taxes".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.